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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

eggtragedy:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

i just

this—too—shall—pass:

engr4ved:

They use this video for interrogating terrorists.

IM SO SCARED AND CONFUSED AND I WANT TO CRY BUT I WANT TO SCREAM AT THE SAME TIME 

Can I just bring this back

(Source: ouch)

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

Like 3 people: *raises hand*

Professor: Who plans on never getting married?

Me: *raises hand*

Professor: *points me out* why?

Me: It's illegal.

Professor: touche.